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Existential Dread Birthday Card

Existential Dread Birthday Card

Regular price $8.75 CAD
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Looking for a funny and sarcastic birthday card to make someone's special day even more memorable? Our birthday cards are perfect for adding a touch of humor and wit to any celebration! Whether you're shopping for a close friend, co-worker, or family member who enjoys a good laugh, our premium cards will deliver the perfect mix of fun and quality to help make their birthday extra special.

Birthdays should be as unique and personal as the relationships we share, and our funny birthday cards are crafted to reflect that. They aren't just ordinary cards â they're designed with love, creativity, and a dash of sarcasm to bring smiles and laughter to your loved one's special day. We understand that finding the perfect birthday card can sometimes feel like a challenge, which is why we offer a selection that's anything but boring. Our cards help you break away from the usual, offering a humorous and unexpected twist that's sure to be remembered.

When you choose one of our birthday cards, you're not just picking up a cardâ you're choosing a mini moment of joy that will be cherished and displayed. Made with premium, matte cardstock, our cards have a luxurious feel that makes them stand out from the rest. Whether placed on a desk, pinned to a bulletin board, or kept as a keepsake, these cards will bring joy long after the candles have been blown out.

Shopping with us for birthday cards means supporting a small business that's passionate about making your celebrations special. Each card is designed with care and a commitment to excellence, ensuring that the quality of both the product and the customer experience is always top-notch. When you give one of our cards, you're gifting not only humor but a touch of craftsmanship, with thoughtful designs that reflect the quirky, fun nature of your relationships.

Product Information:

  • Inside - Blank for your personal message
  • Size - 4.25 x 5.5 inches
  • Quality - Printed on thick, premium matte cardstock for a professional feel
  • Envelope - Crisp white envelope included
  • Packaging - Securely sealed in a crystal clear sleeve for protection
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